Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I’m glad I’m not the only one.
Tavvy: I want to create a sexual tension character with a sword and healing powers.
Me: So Sesshomaru.
Nerdy: Where have I heard that name before?
Tavvy: ...
Me: ...
Fake Blood Tutorial, what more do I need to say! This tutorial is by an insanely awesome photographer - RockStarVanity! :)
Have you ever purchased a wig online that looked beautiful and perfect, only to receive it and it was a shiny monstrosity? Well, no more, I tell you! This tutorial on removing the shine from a wig comes from a cosplay tutorial Deviantart!
TROLL SKIN APPLICATION + SEALING TUTORIAL (Snazaroo)
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What you’d need:
- Water
- Fairly large, thin, flat paintbrush OR makeup sponge.
- Hairspray
- Baby Powder
- A piece of tissue paper
OPTIONAL:
- Shaver to remove hair in the way of the paint; which DOES impact on how the paint will stay on
***I suggest you have a friend help you apply this in larger or harder to reach areas of your body (if you’re cosplaying Porrim etc)
======> STEPS
STEP 1. Fill a cup with some cool water and dip your makeup sponge or brush; and depending on the area you want to cover with the paint, rub from a small to big amount of paint onto your brush. Then cover your skin.
STEP 2. Wait for around 10 seconds for the surface of the paint to dry up. If it still shows feint traces of your skin color, leave it as it can be fixed later.
Spray a light layer of Hairspray onto the covered area and wait for it to completely dry up.
*** It’s best to cover a whole body part completely all at once, as going back will cause clashing shades + stroke patterns. And more ugly stigmas on your paint.
STEP 3. After the hairspray is dry, grab your bottle of baby powder and a piece of tissue paper.
Pour out a very small amount into the center of the tissue and wrap that shit up like a dumpling or something.
you get to look at my shitty school shoes yea.
Now pinch 1 or 2 tiny holes through the bottom of the tissue and now you get to
DAB THAT SHIT ALL OVER YOUR GREY SKIN COVERED IN HAIRSPRAY.
and there you have it.
You are now a Homestuck.
tada.
***NOTE:
DO NOT USE OVER A ‘SMALL’ AMOUNT OF BABY POWDER ONTO YOUR GREY PAINT. IT’LL END UP UGLY LIKE WHAT I DID ON MY FIRST TRY.
I strongly suggest you use Snazaroo over Ben Nye as
1. YOU DON’T NEED TO MIX SHIT, Snazroo already comes in Light Grey
2. It’s easily washable, unlike Ben Nye which will bloody rub everywhere you go
3. Ben Nye sealant is fucking expensive, we all know we’re probably too poor to afford it. and
4. You can buy Snazaroo for less money than a tiny container of Ben Nye.
Recipe:
- 2 cups of golden syrup
- 1 cup of warm water
- 10 teaspoons of very red food coloring
- 10 tablespoons of corn flour
- blue food coloring
- yellow food coloring
- little bit of peppermint flavoring
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You are now ready to throw Sherlock off a roof.
WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED
This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]
I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to.
the Amy’s Baking Company rollercoaster ride does not stop
So this happened this morning, and we just got how much everything is going to cost in a phone call..Meet Belle. She’s a 6 month old sweetheart who loves everyone she meets and especially loves to snuggle at the foot of her mama’s bed every night.Well, last night while me and my girlfriend were asleep, Belle fell off the bed and fractured her elbow on the hardwood floor. We woke up when we heard her cry and immediately had her rushed to the vet as soon as we could.The vet just told us the surgery she would need would cost around $3000, and with only one of us working a dead end job and a rent to pay, we simply can’t afford the surgery without help.So for the next few days we have to keep her all wrapped up and on the couch which being as she’s a puppy is just not an option!Belle would really appreciate any help! I really hope she can go out and be the little playful puppy she used to be again.Thanks so much everyone.My pug really needs your help! T_T
If you could here’s where you can donate, Signal boost if you can’t please!
I’m sorry for the long post but we’re in a really tough situation…
Another picture of the baby napping u vu <3
Okay so I’ll do ANYTHING now:
Fanfiction? You got it.
Fan Art? I can’t draw for beans but I sure can try
Pixels? Sure why not?
Sprite Edits? Eden and I can work something out
Props/Comissions: As long as you can cover shipping to your destination separately, I will do it.
Jewelery? Sure. I just found my old kit, and steampunk gears.
I Will Do ANYTHING
Please guys. The job hunt has been bone Dry! I’ve gone so far as to put my resume on Craigslist.
Please! Anything helps period.
Signal boosts are epic just please help if you can!
If you don’t want to go through GoFundMe, please send me an ask, they do take money from us, anyway.
Please signal boost. We haven’t gotten anywhere recently and we’re falling behind in payments now. :c
I can make pokemon sprites for anyone, ask for the specifics in my submissions, but pay what you think the finished product is worth to them.
lostwithoutmyconsultingdetective:
Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas
I mean really
I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE CAUGHT THIS TOO!!
Every Agent in Starfleet loved Starfleet a lot
But the Khan who lived outside of Starfleet DID NOT
The Khan hated Starfleet, the Federation too
and we all know why: they froze his whole crew.
